It's Not My fault, Sir!
Chapter 81. Monthly Guests
Juan Mahardika was stunned to hear the conditions put forward by the prospective brother-in-law. Did not expect the conditions proposed memorizing surah that is often heard during in Ngawi. Pakde Sarto often chants three Surahs of the Qur'an, namely Ar Rahman, Al Waqiah and Yasiin.
Learn to read the Qur'an in a matter of days. Like a word has just learned to spell and connect letters. Short suras are only memorized by listening using technology.
"You can't afford it?" ask Alfian Alfarizi again.
"God willing, Bang."
"Good, now ...!" Alfian Alfarizi did not continue. His cell phone ringtone reads. Hurry up and push the green button, "Assalamualaikum, Pi."
" ...."
"Okay, you're done too."
"...."
"Yes, you will tell him, Walaikum greetings."
While turning off and pressing the red button on his phone, Alfian Alfarizi came down from the boulder on the riverbank, "Your parents have come, quickly meet them!"
"Yes, Bang. Thank you." Thank you."
Juan Mahardika ran to Pakde Sarto's house. There was a sense of relief and happiness one test had already passed. Now just continue the fight so that all plans run smoothly.
Unexpectedly, the family that came was not only Mommy Vera, Daddy Hans Mahardika and Jasmine Mahardika. Auntie Fira and Uncle Marcelino were also in the group. The meeting of two families instantly looks familiar.
"Dad, Mom." Juan Mahardika immediately grabbed and kissed the back of the hands of both parents and aunt and omnya.
The most astonished and shocked to see what Juan Mahardika said was Jamine Mahardika. His brother's lifetime was never polite and respectful to parents. Usually when meeting just say say hello while passing.
"Jasmine don't take a wrong look, is this Brother Juan or someone else?" whispered Jasmine Mahardika as Juan Mahardika hugged her sister.
"Hus, shut up. Jamine has to be like that when she meets parents, it's called filial piety."
"Waaah would-be brother-in-law Jasmine, a great woman can turn Brother Juan into a person."
"Absolutely, is Brother not a person?"
"No, Brother Juan used to be a girl-eating dracula."
"Whisper, shut up!"
The only one not in the living room is Elfa. Juan Mahardika's heart girl is still in the room has not met the prospective in-laws. When called to meet guests are still in the bathroom.
"El where, Pi?" juan Mahardika asked Papi Alfarizi.
"He's still in the bathroom, he said he had a stomachache."
"Astomach pain, not taken to the doctor, Pi?"
"No need, El is having monthly guests, it is common every month" replied Mami Mitha.
Juan Mahardika frowned because she did not understand Mami Mitha at all. Still confused guest relations and stomach pains are routine every month. The reason never knew and never saw when Elfa had a stomachache.
Juan Mahardika asked permission to go to the room for a while. Want to contact the heart from the room only. It was impossible to dare knock on the door of Elfa's room when there was a family gathering.
After arriving in the room, Juan Mahardika immediately contacted Elfa. His mind was already panicked not to think about who the guest who made him always sick stomach every month. Jealousy can no longer be contained.
"What's up, brother. El's out in a minute?" asked Elfa after receiving a phone call.
"Said Mami, El is having a monthly guest, who is she not jealous of you?"
Elfa laughed out loud hearing Juan Mahardika's voice on the phone. The man is a former casanova, but does not know the meaning of monthly guests. Reluctant to explain things that are always experienced by adult women.
"This brother don't make people ilfil, turn off the phone now!"
"But, Honey. Aka ...?"
The phone was switched off by Juan Mahardika and ran out of the room. At the same time Elfa also opened the door of the room, "Honey Garwoku," he called.
"Don't, this is Akak."
"Tell me who he is, don't make Akak jealous?" juan Mahardika asked while whispering and following Elfa walked into the living room.
"Don't talk about it now, meet El with the Akak family!"
"Yes fine."
One by one Elfa was introduced to the family of Juan Mahardika. Kissing the backs of their hands in turn while smiling and nodding respectfully, "Well beautiful is your future daughter-in-law." Mommy Vera rubbed with hair and cheeks Elfa.
"Assalamualaikum, Madam."
"Greetings, don't call Madam, call Mommy like Juan!"
"Good, Mom."
"Thank God we have a daughter-in-law like Nak El. Thank you, my son is very lucky."
"Together."
"Not just lucky, Mom. Juan was so happy and grateful."
The last one Elfa met was Jasmine Mahardika, the girl directly hugged Elfa tightly, "Jasimine knows El."
"When?"
"Sister El one campus with Jamine, Sister El is the campus idol. Many know Big Brother but where maybe Brother El knows a new level brother entering campus."
The family is planning a wedding ceremony and preparing for the wedding. Including Alfian Alfarizi who just joined Assistant Julio. There is still a lot to be prepared for the event.
Mami Mitha talks to Mommy Vera and Auntie Fira. Talk about wedding dresses and dresses for marriage contracts. Mommy Vera plans to have a party in Australia later after the event in Ngawi.
Papi Alfarizi and Daddy Hans Mahardika and the rest of the family discuss business more. Talk about automotive and about male hobbies. Submit the plan to Pakde Sarto's family and the women only.
Elfa chose to help Bude Marmi make a dinner menu for the family. Make a steak for Juan Mahardika and his family. Bude Marmi made a chicken dish from Alfian Alfarizi.
Juan Mahardika follows Elfa into the kitchen. Pretending to help Elfa make a danging steak menu. Though still curious and jealous with monthly guests.
"Where's the monthly guest, I'd like to meet you?" juan Mahardika whispered in Elfa's ear.
"Eee that's still what I'm asking."
"I don't want to see him, I want to say don't make El have a stomachache every month."
"Iiih Akak this is getting more and more obscure lo."
Elfa stood beside the stove flipping the steak to have it ripen evenly. Juan Mahardika also stood beside him, "Here Akak is behind his steak!"
"Thank you."
"Come tell me about the guest?"
"Oh Allah, Rob, Akak!" shouted Elfa.
Elfa felt annoyed at being asked constantly about the guests who came every month. Going to tell her about the things that every woman experiences to her feels strange. However, if it is not said it will definitely ask continuously until it gets a definite answer.
Being lazy to explain Elfa opened the phone and looked for information about the guest who came in meant by Mami Mitha, "It's Akak see and read for himself about that guest!"
"The camera is online only?"
"Don't ask a lot of questions read first, Akak Jm!"
"Sorry, don't be angry."
