It's Not My fault, Sir!

It's Not My fault, Sir!
Chapters 131. Odor Cage Fertilizer


Juan Maharika heard Elfa talking to himself. Check the bed next door. And go back to monologuing on his own while kissing his feet, "El guess Akak can sleep without hugging El?" Suddenly the voice came from the bathroom door.


"Son, El think it's still outside."


"Akak was only two hours outside, entered the room El was already asleep."


"Certainly, didn't El know I was sleeping next to El anyway?"


Juan Mahardika smiled as she remembered last night when entering Elfa's room was asleep. Kissing her lips and cheeks did not wake up. In fact, giving a kiss mark around the neck and around it also does not wake up at all.


"Are El tired, look at the neck and surroundings, I give you a sign El did not wake up too!"


Elfa immediately lowered her head the clothes had been released and opened. There are signs of ownership everywhere. The purplish red color is typical of beloved husband.


"A lot, why doesn't El feel?"


"Next time don't be too tired, or if tired of saying Akak. I'll definitely give you satisfactory therapy" replied Juan Mahardika winking.


Elfa only pursed her lips because she began to be able to read husband mode, "El want to pray first, forbidden mode!"


The morning after breakfast, Juan Mahardika was getting ready to leave for the office. Elfa escorted until the door went wide beside her husband. Want to bring her briefcase like when Papi Alfarizi left and Mami Mitha who brought her bag, but forbidden by her husband.


Until the door, Elfa grabbed and kissed the back of Juan Maharidka's hand, "Be careful on the road huh, Akak!"


"Akak's prayers are safe and successful" replied Juan Mahardika kissing Elfa's forehead.


"Yes, success to continue for Akak."


Just stepping outside the door, Juan Mahardika smelled a gardener carrying manure for the garden in the back. The bag slipped out of the hand to cover the nose and mouth, "Pak Min, it stinks!"


"Sorry, Sir. This is manure so it does smell like animal shit."


Elfa, who initially wanted to turn around, ran over to the husband who was holding her stomach, "What's wrong, Akak?"


"That's a hell of a thing, sweetie." Juan Mahardika's voice is not very clear because it is closed.


"Sir Min, quickly take it to the back!"


"Okay, Madam forgive Mr. Min." Mr. Min rushed to run carrying a sack of manure to the back of the house.


"Did you have nausea last night, Akak?" Juan Mahardika replied with a nod.


"Let's go in first, El make warm ginger!"


Elfa picked up the bag that was on the floor. Walking follows a husband who walks with long steps. Open the bathroom next to the dry kitchen.


Juan Mahardika spits out breakfast sandwich bread and one glass of chocolate milk. Elfa helps relieve by massaging her nape slowly. Give a tissue after all breakfast to the outside without waste.


Elfa recalled the meat merchant in the traditional market when she asked, "Are you pregnant?"


Juan Mahardika chuckled while going outside the bathroom. The pregnant one should be a woman instead of a man, "El this is weird, Akak this man where can get pregnant?"


"Are you right, I should have asked El?" El still didn't realize it to himself.


"Darling, let's sit here!" invite Juan Mahardika to guide Elfa to sit on the dining table chair.


Elfa sat on the chair, Juan Mahardika crouched down while rubbing the stomach of her beloved wife, "The one who should be pregnant is this, dear."


Elfa looked down while looking at the stomach rubbed by her husband, "El pregnant? El doesn't feel anything."


Juan Mahardika looks at the watch on his wrist. It was almost nine in the morning. There's an appointment with the club in the office soon.


"Let's talk again, I have to go. There's an appointment with Claine."


"Yes, I'm going there!"


Elfa searches the internet for information about pregnancy. She used to work in a hospital, but never learned about pregnancy. Before marriage, it would be strange to find information about pregnant women.


The first thing Elfa read about arriving late is the signs that someone is pregnant. Instantly frowned considering the last monthly guest to come. Just today the guest was supposed to come, "Sometimes back a day or two, meaning this can't yet be said to be pregnant," Elfa's own monologue.


The second common feature is experiencing nausea, dizziness and vomiting in the morning. Feeling like you've never experienced any of those traits at all, "That vomit's Akak, El's not pregnant means, I'm the only one who can't smell anything weird." Elfa's own monologue.


The bigger the pregnancy the more information Elfa gets. The only thing Elfa cares about is cravings. The word cravings is still widely debated between the believing and non-believing versions.


The desire to visit IKN until now mash memgebu. Always remember the place and want to get there quickly. I don't want to be delayed anymore and want to go alone.


Elfa imagines connecting the desire of the heart with the desire to visit the viral IKN, "If El cravings to visit there will definitely not wait until next week," said Elfa while looking for information about IKN.


From the information read, the construction of IKN has not been completed all. It is still building supporting infrastructure for the preparation of a new capital city. From yesterday just want to visit at the zero point IKN that looks iconic.


Since the President officially announced East Kalimantan as the location of the replacement State Capital of DKI Jakarta. Now Zero Point Kilometer IKN often attracts the attention of the public including yourself. Very curious because the area that was originally a rural area in magic became the capital city that is still clean and fresh.


The region is in the wilderness that is built without much damage to the environment to be the most favorite tourist destination for curious people. Many tourists who visit IKN East Kalimantan only to be salfi ria. Show the world if you have visited the new capital city.


While searching for information on the internet, there was a doorbell heard from outside, Aunt Sumini ran towards the front door, "Madam, Auntie only opened the door!"


"Yes, Auntie. Thank you." Thank you."


Within five minutes Aunt Sumini was back with a man in company uniform, "Mrs, there's Mr. Iskandar the office driver wants to see you."


"Assalamualaikum and good morning, ma'am."


"Greetings Walaikum, what's wrong Mr. Kodar?"


"I've been ordered by Mr. Juan to pick you up now, Madam!"


"Where are you going, sir?"


"Mr Juan's visit to Samarinda was advanced so today, you're in the office right now!"