The Slengean Boy Love Trap
Couch package

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In the afternoon the stars have come. They wanted to go home, but Helen was still struggling.

"Udah, Papi go home first. Come back here again, yeah!" The stars tried to persuade Helen who was pouting on the porch of the house.

"But, just go home. Ateu's here!"

"Eh, where can. Ateu his sleep should be poking Papi, later afraid of ghosts."

Helen who has stepped on 3 years instead turned to look at the mother. "Mom, is there a ghost in this house?" ask with a serious face.

"Sir, ishhh. No, baby, Papi's lying." Mentari immediately sat down next to her daughter, trying to calm her down.

Intan pinched the waist of her husband whose words were original.

"Yes, nothing. Papi's joking, Papi's coming home!" The star said as she crouched down in front of the patio chair facing Helen who was crying, while Shera was sleeping in the room.

Helen wrapped her hands around the neck of the Star that was crouching in front of her.

"You, come with Papi. Can Ma?" tanyanya looked up to Mentari the Mother.

The mentor who was confused to forbid, thought of the right reasons and could understand his eldest daughter.

"Eh, don't come with Papi. Dad said to Mom when I came home from work, I'd like to bring us some bread, the bread that Mba Helen likes!" Mentari looked down at her daughter's reaction.

"Yes? which pi*ju flavor?" he said enthusiastically with a funny voice.

"Huh? whahuh? what flavor?" The star was flabbergasted to hear the words of his nephew.

Helen looked at him. "Pi*ju, Pi!"

The star covered his mouth with his fist.

"Pi*ju?" The star parroted, still convincing what he heard.

Intan looked at him strangely. "Ang?"

"Human? huh uh? " The stars are still laughing.

" Why the hell?"

"I thought Helen said .... "

"Stop, Brother. It must be his brain" Mentari cut out the words of the Star, he knew what would glide beautifully from his brother's mouth.

"Original, I'm galfok." The stars are still tickling.

Mentari and Intan just looked at each other and shook their heads together.

"That's a Banana keJu! Jeez, uhh amit-amit his brain is severe," The sun shuddered in horror.

Intan just grimaced at her husband.

The star scratched his nape while laughing, instantly reached into his pants pocket as a ringing call came in on his phone rang out.

"Hello. Oh, it's true. Whahuh? arrived yet? in my empty house, I'm outside a little while I go home now. No, not 15 minutes. Yes, thanks!" The star looked at Intan.

"Go home now, there's someone who's carrying the package." His hand grabbed the hand of his wife who was still sculpting it.

"Package?"

"Yes,"

"Let's go to the neighbors!" Mentari chimed in.

Stars watched. "Look, let them try. Ridho me!" nyolot voice.

"What package is it?"

"All right, you want more!"

"Yes, what was it. Just want to play, I'm not a big brother!" brightest.

The star did not answer just by pecking Helen's cheek before pulling her out of the sister's house.

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"What package is it?" Intan finally asked when Bintang began to drive his car engine to their home.

"It's me pesen, when you know ehmm ... "

"Pregnant?" Intan continues the Star's speech.

"Yes, sorry . But I swear I have no intention of tipping over it, not yet our windfall. Obviously in 10 days you have to be ready. We'll work hard on the rice fields, who knows the Pyton's vomit this time it works,"

Intan was silent, listening to her husband's words. Want to laugh at once sad with all the words that were thrown smoothly from her husband's mouth.

"But I'm afraid," he put his face down.

"Hey, what's afraid?"

"Fear not directly,"

"Just yesterday we were direct, right? if it is so, we take good care not to let it reoccur. Ish... amit-amit, he knocks on the dashboard and then switches to knocking on his head.

Intan stared at the expectant face of her husband, nor did she want that painful thing back they experienced. Moreover, her husband had desperately wanted the presence of children in their household. Not denying that Intan feels the same way, wanting to be the perfect woman and wife immediately.

" Ok, what's the spirit?" The star clenched its hands excitedly.

"Kok ngulek?" Intan frowned.

"What dong? ngaddon? it's normal, pound the time, right? I'm tickled by your pounding, cake of onions. So our code is ngulek let there be a little wobble, ok?"

Intan sighed, how could she possibly refute her husband's words.

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They entered the housing complex where they lived. Closer to home, a car parked in front of the house.

After entering the car, Bintang approached a man who he confirmed as the driver of the car.

"Sorry, yeah. Wait long?"

Then the man called out to the two people sitting in the car.

Intan looked at the three people who were opening the tarpaulin that covered the car.

The front neighbors of the house even watched, pretending to water the flowers.

It was visible from the tip of the Star's eyes, instead of being angry he smiled.

When the blue tarp was opened, Intan's eyes glared perfectly. I never thought her husband would buy that stuff.

"Let's welcome inside." The star embraces Intan's shoulder into the house while instructing the three people who are carrying quite heavy items.

"Go to the room, sir. Please yes!" The star opened the living room door wide.

Then a little run to open their room.

Intan still could not believe walking away, she opened the freezer and pulled out three bottles of tea.

Then her husband and the three packagers came out of the room and had a little conversation. Intan came over and gave her husband three bottles of the drink. And the stars shared it.

"Thank you, gentlemen. It's a little cigarette on the street, "The star reached into his wallet and took two pieces of banknotes with the Indonesian president's picture.

Then the three men said goodbye.

The star will close the fence when her neighbor whispers with her husband.

"Sir, Bin." Greet when the neighbor's husband ninyir.

The stars just smiled and closed the fence perfectly. While not forgetting to lock it.

"Definitely, want to try a new chair. That viral again, Dad." Cibir the wife.

"It's impossible that his wife had just miscarried!" her husband broke the wife's assumption.

The star just giggled amusedly, while entering the house.

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The star came into the room, his wife was crossing her arms while frowning staring confusedly at the sofa of a new member of their home furniture.

"Cool, Yank?"

"Me, confused. Why did you buy something like this?"

"I'm sitting hard, confused. Want to be wrong, selonjoran can not, sit gini if you jump me on top, or you on top. Why, gini make a sofa?" Intan continued to surround the chair, still curious, how to wear it how.

The star sits on a new sofa still wrapped in clear plastic.

"Gini, you know what sofa this is?"

"Yes, what am I confused about? not clear!" pissed off.

"Here, you're the Yank!" The star guides Intan's hand to join.

"Well, what's gini?" Intan increasingly frowned confusedly.

The stars changed their positions.

"Ruby, Ang. What sofa is this? why is our style all?" those eyes seemed to light up looking firmly at her husband.

The star nodded while nodding.

"Yes, it's a couch for that!" He said while re-positioning their bodies in the final style.

"God, Ang. I thought your Slengean was just in speech. No strange ampe nyeleneh kayak gini!"

The star pulled his head.

"Where?"

" Normal is that, why the more day your Slengean nature gets weird, I'm afraid."

"Loh, this is normal. Ms. Gendis was whispering with her husband, she said we bought a chair that was viral again. It must be ngiri Bu Gendis. Later ask in buyin with her husband," she said proudly.

Intan just sculpts.

"Kalo Bu Gendis know, will talk to Ms. Clara, keep Miss Ela, Ms. Fia, Ms. ah. anyway a lot."

"I'm ashamed, I don't want to go out. Ah.. where tomorrow's week there's a rally at Ms. Reni's house." Intan was sitting limp on the edge of the mattress, imagining how embarrassed he was to meet the gossip mongers, who always huddled in the vegetable maker for an hour only bought two bamboo tomatoes but the rumor was a complex in the discussion.

"Don't you think about people's gossip? we don't bother, don't ask them to eat, don't ask for electricity, don't ask for a seat."

Intan sighed, and nodded properly as well as what her husband said.

"Continue?"

"Yes, if they are. You said just steady booibooo, gih ask buyin her husband. Answer that,"

"No,"

"Why?"

"You don't know, haven't tried?" said plain.

The star pulled his wife back into the chair, taking the one position she thought would be used most often. A reclined diamond with a slightly raised head and a puffed up chest. Then he kissed those soft lips.

"Why don't I come in?"

"Home ... " Slight intan mele*nguh.

Then their gazes met and threw smiles at each other.

This picture of his🤣🤣 much confused, definitely on searching, this anies send 🤣🤣

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Hold this test, you can't take ehmm first, your fast is over, the reward is minus itti. Let them be the shadow. 😖🤭😏

The name is called sorry, I if I look for names like to be confused easily forget🤭 so easy in inget. No mean anything, just minjem name doang🤣🤣😝

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