Pampering Husband And Sweet Wife
Chapter 80 Joking

According to Lu Zhanke's usual routine, he had to get up as soon as five o'clock, lead the team to exercise, have breakfast with his teammates in the cafeteria, and then go to the office.

But now that Ai Changhuan was injured, he had to go home after training to help her bathe and eat.

Arriving at home, Ai was still sleeping in bed, comfortable in her study.

Seeing her sitting on the bed, she felt jealous of him. Outside all day, she was busy like a bee, while she had a beautiful day in bed. So, he came up with an idea to prank her.

He threw himself onto the bed above his body, kissed her ferociously, and said, “Wake up. Don't sleep. It's time for breakfast."

"Come on. I'll be gone in a minute, and then no one will help you. ”

“...” Ai closes her ears and rolls over.

He leaned forward again. "You don't want breakfast? Today..” Ai frowned, but her eyes were still closed.

“The breakfast is great. You will regret not having it.”

Ai wakes up on the wrong side of the bed, and now her screams make Ai nervous and make her even more upset. He took a pillow and threw it at him. "Go away. You're too noisy.”

The joke worked, and Lu came down satisfied. "Hurry down and eat."

Ai felt uneasy and sat down, looking at the door in annoyance.

When Ai came down, Lu had already prepared some food. He went straight to the bathroom to take a shower.

Looking at her long hair that was a little messy, she felt bad, so she said to Lu, “Help me tie my hair.”

Lu put down the towel and asked in a daze, "How do I do it?"

“How can you be so stupid? Just use this rubber band to tie my hair.” Ai Urgent, “Quick. Accelerate. I melt with heat. I believe the all-powerful Commander Lu should have no problem with such a small thing. ”

With those words, he laughed out loud. It was obvious that he wanted to humiliate her.

That put him in place. He picked up the rubber band, observed for a while, and finally began.

Ai's hair is long, black, and also very shiny. It was nice to have her hair in her hands. It took Lu a long time to grasp all his hair and tie it with a rubber band.

After he finished, he said to Ai, “See. Pretty good?"

Ai looked at the long strands of hair hanging on her forehead and fell silent. “Why don't you tie this too? I am not Mr. Ximen. ”

Lu saw it, and really, it was like the hairstyles of the heroes in the costume drama. She laughed, and then she hurriedly helped tie her hair again.

Although very uneven, all of her hair was tied up. He looked at himself in the mirror, and he didn't want to look anymore. "alright then. Leave those. Let me tell you, Lu Zhanke, you need to learn how to tie hair. You can't keep going like this.”

You are a little silent. “I'm not a woman. Why did I learn something like that? ”

“Have you forgotten that you want to be a good man? This is also a skill that is needed. ” Ai tricked him. In fact, he retorted Lu for disturbing his sleep. Ha ha's.

"Stop. Eat first." You don't want to learn it, because he's already a good and caring man. Even if he could not tie his hair, it would not damage his kindness.

"What the hell is going on? Why do we have soup so early in the morning?” Ai sat down and found a bowl of soup.

“This is the bone soup that Sister Anxin boiled for you. For your supplement, ”clear Lu.

“Wow, how good sister Anxin is. She was not only virtuous and beautiful, but she was also kind-hearted. She really is the perfect female model.” Ai really praised him.

"Huh" replied Lu. "really. He's nice to everyone.”

Ai never felt herself inferior to others. But now that she was compared to Yang Anxin, a gentle and virtuous woman, it was inevitable that she felt a little inferior.

He glanced at her face and then asked, "Well ... Do you like such a virtuous and capable woman?"

"I ..." Lu looked up and found him staring at himself, and he laughed out loud. “You are what I like.”

"Thank you?" Ai was full of excitement.

"Of course it's true."

"At least you're wise." Holding a bowl of soup in his left hand, Ai sighed. "Oh, this is really uncomfortable."

The discomfort lasted for a week until the cast on Ai's arm was removed. After she removed her cast, Ai felt relieved and free. It was still early morning when they got out of the hospital, and he took Lu to the department store.

Lu was tall, with two thick black eyebrows hanging high above a pair of bright eyes. He was polite and respectful, which made some people turn their heads towards them. Dan Ai is a tall, slim, beautiful young girl, and she also looks attractive when she stands with Lu. The beautiful girl and the handsome man attracted a lot of attention.

Ai grabbed his arm and said, "It's time to test if you really love me."

Lu raised his eyebrows. "How will you test it?"

“How generous your wallet shows how deeply you love me,” replied Ai Changhuan with a smile.

Ai took it, tapped it on her palm, and asked, "Is there a photo of another woman in this wallet?"

“No photos of other women,” replied Lu.

But Ai felt something was wrong because her normal answer was “No.”

But Lu seemed to be deliberately emphasizing her, saying "There are no pictures of other women" as if she was covering something up.

He doesn't think randomly, and it's based on science. That's how an American psychologist came to prove whether someone was lying, and a famous example is the incident of a particular president.

Ai looked at Lu from top to bottom and asked hesitantly, “There really isn't? Come to think of it, you can't fool me if I find something about you. ”

Lu smiled. “You don't make sense. There really isn't. If you don't believe it, you can open it to see.”

"Oh." Ai didn't bother about that. He did not open the wallet but returned it to Lu. "I believe you. I'm just kidding."

Lu raised his eyebrows. “Only to show how much I love you, although the method is a bit strange.”

“Didn't you hear about this? If a man has a hundred and gives a woman ten, then his love for that woman is ten percent. If a man only has ten and takes ten of these for a woman, then his love for this woman is one hundred percent.”

You disagree. "Can love be measured by money?"

“Love is a void, and is intangible and invisible, so it can only be measured by other types of substances. In fact, it tests whether the man really loves the woman.”

“Then how do I test if women really love men?” You asked back.

“Depending on how the woman wants to spend her money, whether it's all for herself or all for men.”

Lu put his wallet in Ai's hand, “Come. Let me see how you spend it. ”

Ai laughing. “I am not short on money, but it is natural for a man to support his family. Don'worry. I'll spend it all.”

With these words, he dragged Lu into the pajama shop. “Our pajamas are different, and we have to buy two sets of pair pajamas.”

“...Is this necessary?” With resignation, he thought that as a man, he was not fussy about what he was wearing, but he would spoil her if she had to buy it.

Ai nodded firmly and started shopping in panic. Finally, he chose two sets of purple pajamas. He seemed excited about them, and he immediately asked Lu if they looked good or not.

A smile stiffened on Lu's lips, but he had to nod his head to comfort him. In reality, he thought that fortunately, he would only wear it at home, and no one would notice.

After buying the pajamas, Ai went to buy clothes. He specifically chose a pair shirt, and all of his clothes were new fashion styles among the young. But to Lu, they could only be described with these words: bells and whistles.

When Ai picked up two T-shirts with glowing red lips on them and came to ask her opinion, she finally said, "Again, it's too crazy ..."

After all, he was not seventeen, or twenty-seven, but thirty-seven years. Isn't it ridiculous to wear such clothes?

Ai took the clothes in front of her to measure. "Why? Real pretty. Don't you like it? How about this?"

Then, she turned into a set of light pink.

With blood throbbing at his temple, he said, "Are there no other colors?"

Actually, what he wanted to say was: I have to wear this?

“There is also a black one, but..”

"OK, grab the black one," Lu said immediately.

Ai had a strange expression on her face. "Are you sure you want the black one?"

"Yes." Yeah." Compared to red and pink, black is an angelic color.

"okay." Seeing Lu so determined, Ai had to choose two sets of black shirts.

After buying clothes, they went to buy lovers' toothbrushes, lovers' towels, lover's sandals, and lovers' cups. As long as he could buy double, he almost bought everything.

After Ai enjoyed shopping, they finally started the journey home.

Ai took out a black T-shirt and handed one to Lu. "Come on. Put it on."

"Why?" You are a little reluctant.

She actually wanted to hide the clothes when they got home so that Ai could not find them because she did not want to wear them.

But Ai did not give him a chance to refuse. She grabs her clothes and begins to help her take them off, but Lu refuses. The two were entangled together as the observers watched them.

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