I'm the only immortal

I'm the only immortal
Chapter 2 "Spittoon" (Part 1)


Lingzhizi said: "Don't mention your scandal back then. After the eldest brother's most precious flying sword was contaminated by your art water, it took him an entire year to repair it with the true fire of Samadhi before he recovered. Now she calls you She'll also say, Little eleven peeing in her pants, really makes me miserable.” While saying that, Lingzhizi also imitated the helpless appearance of the older brother, and the other three amused all laughed.


    After a long while, the laughter stopped, and Lingtongzi began to move the law, Two green lights shot out, each infiltrating Hailong and Zhang Hao's brows.


    There were convulsions all over the body, Hai Long and Zhang Hao let out a long sigh and slowly woke up from their fainting. Everything that happened before made the two of them like in a dream.Seeing the four Lingtongzi in front of them, they did the same action and pinched their thighs violently. “Aduh, ouh.” Two screams of pain rang out, and under the stimulation of the intense pain in the thigh, they knew that they were not dreaming. The funny behavior made Lingtongzi laugh again.


    Zhang Hao pulled Hailong, and the two knelt down together and said in unison, "Murid Zhang Hao (Hailong) saluted the four masters."


    Lingtongzi swiped and said with a smile: "Don't rush the internship, I have something to ask you."


    Sensing a strong grip, Hai Long and Zhang Hao's expressions became even more respectful. Zhang Hao said: "Master, ask."


    Lingtongzi smiled and said: "First of all, I want to tell you that we are not immortal, we are only people who develop the truth. Where do you come from, and why do you want to worship us as teachers?"


    Zhang Hao said: "Our brothers live in a small village a hundred miles away from Mount Lianyun. A few years ago, we heard that we could worship gods as teachers to learn our skills, so we wanted to try our luck. As for why we should learn art from the teacher ..." while scratching his head, he looked at Hailong for help. Hailong smiled bitterly and said, "Don't look at me, I just want to eat sweet potatoes three times a day. Do you have big ambitions? Now that you see the Eternal Master, don't rush to say it. ."


    Zhang Hao smiled bitterly and said, "My great ambition is only to learn art from a teacher, but I don't know why I learned art."


    Lingtongzi said: "OK, you don't need to be ashamed. There is nothing wrong with this kind of inaction. I can accept you as a disciple, but there are a few things I want to say to you first. One of the great sects of self-cultivation, it was the most authentic Daoist method taught by the founder of Lianyun. If you enter my LianYun School, you will decide all worldly affairs. There is no Jiazi in the mountains. I'm afraid you'll never be able to meet your relatives again. Was it?"


    Hailong nodded and said, "My parents have died since I was a child. My family is not hungry when I am full, as long as the immortal master takes care of the food. "He stopped, turned to Zhang Hao beside him, and said, "But, bean, what about your parents?"


    Zhang Hao was just a child. This time he pulled Hailong to come, but his head was hot, and he did not think about it at all. At this moment, he was in trouble when he heard Lingtongzi's words. He is the only boy in the family, if he does not return, where will his parents take care of him in the future? He flattened his mouth and said, "Eternal Master, don't you think it's been several years since I learned the skill from you?"


    Lingzhizi smiled and said, "Of course I can't finish it. It takes at least a thousand years to succeed in cultivation! Cultivating is not an easy task."


    "Thousands, thousand years? This time, it's too long. Can people live that long? "Zhang Hao's eyes were full of the unimaginable.


    Lingzhizi sighed softly and said, "As the cultivation level increases and impurities are expelled from the body, the lifespan of a human will continue to be extended. Son, since you have a family problem, you better wait for your parents to return after a hundred years. At that time, then you can calm down and practice.”


    With a sad expression on his face, Zhang Hao nodded silently and said, "I, I want to go home. Eternal Master, can you give me some dry food to let me go home? Although I am usually lazy, I can' "Don't let me go home. Mom and Dad are sad because they lost me!" His eyes turned to Hailong, and he said dejectedly: "Sister Long, you can train with some immortal masters. You have no family, only me as a friend. After a hundred years of my parents, I will definitely come here to find you.


    Hailong looked at Zhang Hao with a sorrowful face, shook his head, and said, "No, bean, I'll come back with you. We'll get together again when there's a chance in the future."


    Zhang Hao smiled reluctantly and said, "No need. Brother Long, learn your skills from the immortal lord first, and when I come later, you can help me as well! Besides, you have a problem even eating in the village. Here you are . Best place to stay."


    Ling Yanzi blinked at Lingtongzi again and again, Lingtongzi immediately understood, and said to Hailong and Zhang Hao: "A few decades have passed, Hailong, just follow Zhang Hao's words. Zhang Hao, you need not be too sad. This time we I'm not going to let you come in vain, this is the most basic cultivation method of our LianYun Sect, you can cultivate it yourself after you return, you can cultivate it, and wait for your parents to return to the sect when they return to the west, and then Hailong can personally guide you to continue your cultivation.” Saying that, he stuffed a booklet into Zhang Hao's hands. How could they let Hailong and Zhang Hao go now? Although due to family rules, a situation like Zhang Hao was completely unacceptable, but to have a fifth generation disciple, they would naturally try their best to defend Hailong.


    Hailong hesitated, although following the immortal master in front of him might be enough to eat himself, but growing up with Zhang Hao since childhood, how could he be willingly separated from him?


    Ling Yuzi rolled her eyes and walked to Zhang Hao's side with an immortal appearance and said, "Sister man, you don't need dry food anymore. All right, I'll take you back now. Sword, I can take you home in at least an hour." After speaking, without waiting for Hailong and Zhang Hao to object, he hugged Zhang Hao, urged the magic sword, and turned into a stream of light.


    "Taoge—" Hailong shouted in a voice without a sound. Zhang Hao's voice came from the air, "Brother, wait for me, I will definitely come to you."


    Tears soaked Hailong's eyes, and her eyes blurred for a while, she muttered: "Taoge, bean sprout, you should come early!"


    Lingtongzi walked over to Hailong and pressed his shoulder: "Hailong, you don't need to be too sad. In our eyes of cultivators, decades are just a snap of a finger. To help your brother in the future, In the future, you should also cultivate well and strive to reach the right path as soon as possible.”


    Hailong glanced at Lingtongzi and nodded silently.


    Lingtongzi said: "OK, when Lingyuzi returns, we will return to Moyunfeng to meet your ancestors, and then officially accept you into the sect. Only the third generation of our Lian Yunzong disciples, that is your ancestral generation, have the Power of receiving disciples into the sect. Now that I have nothing to do, let me tell you about our LianYun Sect. Our LianYun Sect is one of the seven great sects in the world and has powerful strength. Seventy Lianyun Mountains The second peak is our base. Normally, due to the protection of the ancient immortal formation left behind by Lianyun's ancestor, outsiders were unable to enter the seventy-two peaks. Therefore, the outsiders only knew that there was Lianyun Mountain, but they did not know that there were seven mountain peaks in the mountains. There are as many as twelve peaks."


    Hailong is still a child. Hearing Lingtongzi say this, he could not help but ask: "Isn't this Mount Lianyun? Why are there so many seventy-two peaks?"


    Lingtongzi smiled and said, "This is the Diling Peak, one of the twelve outermost peaks of the 72 Lianyun Peak. We didn't come here on weekdays. You don't have to be surprised. You'll understand later. Its sect is the Heart Brahma Sect, Lotus Sect, Wentianliu, Yuanyueliu, Qianhuigu, Wuzhaoxian and our Lianyun Sect. Among them, the Brahma Heart Sect and Lotus Sect are Buddhist cultivators, and the other five sects, including us, are These are cultivators, but we only have five generations of disciples at most. In fact, it must be four generations. To commemorate ancestor Lianyun, our highest generation Lian Yunzong, including the king, is a second generation disciple. The lowest generation is the fifth generation disciple Take You For example, as soon as you enter this sect, you are a disciple of the fifth generation, but when your cultivation base reaches a certain level, your cultivation base reaches a certain level, You can be promoted to a fourth generation disciple, which is our current nature. With the improvement of your cultivation base, you can even be promoted to the position of a second generation disciple. Power represents status. The reason why our ancestors established this was to encourage the lower generation disciples to cultivate hard. "


    Hailong's mind had been attracted by Lingtongzi, and he asked suspiciously: "If I directly worship a second generation disciple as my teacher, wouldn't I be the uncle of some immortal master?"


    Ling Yanzi smiled and said: "You think well, do you think the second generation patriarchs accepted apprenticeships so easily? Without five hundred years of Taoism, it would be difficult for you to meet with nine patriarchs. Our second-highest generation patriarchs have a total of Nine people, you must remember them clearly. They are the peak rulers of Jietian Peak and the rulers of our Lianyun sect. We call him the name of the peak, respectfully call him Jietian parent Dao Zun, and our subordinate - the disciples of the generation should be called patriarchs. Yunfeng Peak Master to Yun Dao Zun, Piaomiao Peak Master Piaomiao Tao, Dengxian Peak Master Dengxian Dao Zun, Tianshi Tianshi Peak Master Dao Zun, his parents are also our masters, your great masters, your great masters , wuwu peak master Wudao Zun, master of Shudi Peak, master of Shudi Dao, master of Mieyan Peak, master of Mieyan Dao, and master of Zhishui Peak, master of Zhishui Dao. You are a disciple of the fifth generation, and you must be of the Tanzi generation. My Taoist name is Lingtongzi, you can call me sixth master, this is your eighth master, Lingzhizi, and your ninth master, Lingyanzi. You can call me master to all of your master's disciples, Daoming Zhenren."


    Listening to Lingtongzi's words, Hailong was like listening to a book from heaven, how could an ordinary child like him who had never seen the world understand so much?


    "Well, then I should call you Mr. Lingtongzi or Mr. Liu. Tauge, he ..."


    Lingtongzi had been cultivating for so many years, so naturally he could not utter any false words, he sighed softly, and said, "All dharmas are destiny, all dharmas are destiny, you don't need to think too much, as long as your brother can't be enchanted by all the dharmas of red dust, he will naturally come to see you. We'll meet. The most important thing in my students' rankings was to see what realm they had achieved. There are 21 natures. They are: Enter, First Look, Fuhu, Tengyun, Daogu, Fetal Settlement, Clear, penetrate, reach the peak, unmatched, burden, Daolong, reborn, Xiaju, not fall, Dao, unexpected, Douzhuan, Jiecheng, Shengxian, Tianyi."


    Hailong scratched his head and said, "Master Liu, you spoke too quickly, I don't understand anything!" Although he read books with Zhang Hao for several years, most of his mind was fixed on other things like cutting wood.Know many characters, my comprehension ability was still very common.


    Lingtongzi is not superficial, and is always very patient. Although the child in front of him had a very ordinary and dirty appearance, he had an inexplicable sense of intimacy, and he took pains to explain: "I'll tell you about you carefully. You'll understand. Although there are only two characters in each state, it does contain the meaning of four characters. For example, entering nature first refers to the first way of entering the path. When you officially become a teacher and start practicing my school path After the Fa, it belongs to this realm. And the first glance is the first view of the door, which refers to nature entering the hall after you reach some achievements in cultivation. Think of this as an example, Fuhu refers to conquering dragons and subduing tigers, Tengyun refers to soaring clouds and driving away fog, and Daogu refers to What is meant is that the mind of the Dao is stable, Dao is stable, and the formation of the uterus refers to the formation of the uterus Dao ..."


    Hearing this, Hailong hurriedly interjected: "Wait, Master Six, do you still have children after you cultivate to a certain level?"


    Third Lingtongzi fell down, Lingzhizi forced a smile, and said: "Tao and humans are different. Speaking of that, it should be the mysterious power of our own cultivation."


    At this moment, the clouds and fog at the waist of the peak suddenly rose in a vast area, constantly changing with all sorts of dense colors.The invisible pressure made Hailong who was about to speak stunned.


    Lingtong's expression changed: "No, the banning immortal formation is about to begin, why is Little Eleven not returning." After the immortal formation was closed, unless Sect Master Lianyun Sect and a few other second generation grandmasters were invited to join.The power to open the immortal formation, Otherwise, the second generation grandmaster was invited to join, Ling Yuzi will not be able to turn around again in five years. Their brothers have always had a deep relationship. Seeing that the Eternal Array was about to begin, Lingtongzi and the three of them were anxious beyond words.


    “Clairvoyance listen command, open sky to view.” The blue light suddenly lit up, and Lingtongzi urged all over to expand the sky observation technique to the limit he could bear, and there was an extra touch of golden light. in the blue eyes Tamako gazed towards the direction she left. Lingzhizi and Lingyanzi had similar thoughts, and both of them left behind Lingtongzi, pinching magic, and inserting their own mana into his body, helping him to continuously improve the effects of the sky vision technique.