How To Be A Good Teacher
Monkey

“Ngapain yes ? Revoke the original gw.” Semi closed her novel book, then watched the surroundings. “Semi!” Semi fell from a tree.

“Yes Allah of Najwa, why do you shout richly ? Don't you know ? Ouch left hand gw.”

“What are you doing on a tree huh ? Read a book on a tree, want to nemenin mbak kunti so do not be lonely ?” Najwa looked at the fruit beside Semi and took it. “Eh what is ?”

Najwa saw Semi's bite marks and tried the fruit. Her eyes widened. “But! Ih this is so delicious, this is what fruit say ?”

“Black sapote, or Bahasa Indonesia Sawo Item. It's a fruit from Mexico, still rare in Indonesia, the price of one seed of pego, if about three hundred.”

“Can be rich suddenly dong if that's how to sell this fruit doang ?”

“Because it is still very rare say, This is a tree I have nine meters high, new fruit, must wait five to six years to be able to bear fruit, I have grown from the age of twenty.”

“Loh, was he here his house small ?”

“It wasn't this big say, because I had money so I raised my house again.”

“Take again dong say, delicious rich sponge cake even rich chocolate pudding.”

“No ah, mager. The grass is cold.” the cat came and went to lie down with Semi. “Tuh Bonita aja mager, what else I.”

“Ah Semi please deh Sem, I like very much the same fruit. Please Yes Sem ?”

“Do not be rich ? You think that rich seduction weapon will cooperate with me ? I'm immune.”

“Baby please yes, I will give you what you want. I really want to, I also tried for the first time. Even I don't know if there are rich fruits gini.” Semi got up from lying on the ground.

“I take it again that's also because I still want to eat the fruit, so all aja.” Semi seger walked up to the tree and climbed it violently. “You are so great to climb, already rich monkey. Say.”

“Yes Allah of Najwa, your own husband you said rich monkey. You're willing to be that handsome as I am you say monkey ?”

“Soalya you are great to climb, is an animal that is winter climbing trees, if not cats, koalas, same monkeys deh last.”

“Nebutinnya use smile again. Uglyek ya hah hah ?” Semi a little smile.

“Yes, I cheated! Ih kesel also long talking to you.”

“Ya I've been on top of eating the fruit myself.”

“He said, please yes ?”

“If you can marry me again I don't want to go down.” Semi started picking the Black Sawo fruit. Semi lying down to take the fruit, many of the trees are ripe on the tree, can even be eaten directly from the tree directly if you want it. He collected the fruit in the middle of the tree and took it with his clothes.

Semi and Najwa walk into the gazebo, Semi put the fruit and into the kitchen to pick up the knife and spoon and come back again. “Gede-gede this is so jeez. I want to eat everything.” Semi split one by one the fruit and gave it to Najwa.

“Hur satisfaction ? Abis jatohin me from the tree is that why am I a monkey ? Keep me up and get the fruit again. There are no monkeys who want to be rich?”

“Iya deh mangap ya babe, I will dance you to everywhere abisnya no. I know if you like being on a tree.”

“I've been sitting on a tree since I was nine. Because I want to climb a tree yes I plant fruit all at once, will channel what I like.” Najwa ate the fruit slowly, as did Semi.

“Euuuh this is really good. I just ate this fruit for the first time for alek, it's so good. I want to give you to me yes ?”

“Please.”

“Ok, I'll have them come here.”

“Yakin, would you like to have them come here ? You don't want to take care of me ? Did I tell you all humans are hypocrites, after knowing that do you want to believe your friend ? It's a small thing lo, but how many small things can ruin a marriage.”

“Eh... Yes also sih.”

“You want to bring them please, I will act only judes. Because I'm the one who is so, judes, do not like to smile, I just turn back the same known doang.”

“Your life is hard to smile. Why the hell ?”

“Yes because I am so. Even though I am rich, so many others like me. Proof you want to be with me.”

“You are despite judes but seem to be handsome. So I'm withered mas.”

“I don't like to smile. Because it will certainly think that I am the person is fierce, sadistic, not friendly and many more. I have no problem saying that to me. Because my principle is “when you ngehina gw, that's where I thank you as high as.”

Najwa swallows the water Semi brought. “Well how is the story anyway ? People want a good compliment, you are the opposite.”

“Gini say, everyone wants to be praised well, but the problem is how to maintain the praise is still in us. If only, you had been that marriage I praised, faithful, knowing you had a backup. The more people who say praise to you, the stronger you must keep that belief to people. Yes, I can't between. So if there are people who despise me yes I smile aja.” Semi ate the last mouthful of that fruit.

“Nih for example, you know me but the idea is I judge, not friendly, sadistic fierce and others. And then one day you saw me again kidding my cat, your mind changed, didn't you ? For example, one day you also saw me help grandfathers cross the road, I again give food to beggars. Your mind changed not ?”

“Pasti.”

“Keet eg nih you meet again the same I fit again collected the same cement, I judge again dong. But you know I'm not rich. I do not show that nature, you, your view must be different right ?”

“It is certain, I will definitely be diem if you know the nature of people who are actually rich. I didn't tell anyone for sure.”

“That's it, I'd better be. Appearing in front of a lot of people is seen as negative, but if they are not there I am positive. It's better that I say, there's an angel's heart behind the look of a thug, than to appear like an angel of thug nature. Jack ma also applies the same.”

“A little more similar, or maybe it's different. So he's fit there again, maybe his show times. So there's some summation, one about him being wrong. Combined with the audience, he answered nine plus nine it was nineteen. He said the meaning of that, even if we do as much good as anyone, people can easily forget that with just one mistake. Well a little meyentangkan I mentioned earlier, right ? Now try to get you back.”

“People who are seen as ordinary do bad things, will certainly be looked at as skewed, but once he does good will be in the inget people. Yeah a little bit in.”

“That's me. There are stories of prostitutes going to heaven just for the love of dog drinking. The dog is an illegal animal. Tuh, for example. I am so aja. I prefer to be looked at obliquely, but behind that I am. Than I perform in front well but in back oblique. It's better say, for alek's sake.”

“Yes too yes, crazy praise does mean must really keep the praise so that the person believes. Very good anyway.”

“Well that Jack Ma said, it's a fact of life too. For example, there is a child who knows his family he is good, once he rampages and his parents know, yes the parents will always want to be just as disappointed for sure. Only the difference is his parents keep inget good qualities the same as the goodness of his son. But if it is boosted, it will certainly be in the avoidance of that goodness, Jack Ma also said that.”

“You were even though the person was whiny turns out your speech was dalem ya.”

“Yes I'm better so, if in public I'm a judge, but if in front of people I know yes I'm like this, but inget this is all just Persona, though Persona, but, that's why we can live in harmony with neighbors.” Najwa silently watched Semi.

“You are rich though, but it looks simple, even though you are the person judes in front, but you are full of meaning, loving.” inner, Najwa smiled.

“I was if the good problem was only one woman I knew doang. Don't you want to have a good husband for all women ? Although it is good it must be.”

“You are good to all women, if there is one that is comfortable with you how ?”

“Well because it is.” Semi spent that Sawo quickly. “Kanya I want to take guava fruit deh.”

“What's mosquito ? Mau dong's. Clutches ?”

“Not. Guava Water King Rose.”

“Hah, what else never heard of me.” Semi walked to climb that tree. “Yeh in action again rich monkey, climbing jago, spit again. I'm rich monkey in fact.”

“Najwa!”

“Iya mangap darling.” Semi focus on picking the guava, until quite a lot of guava he put on his shirt.”

“Good color of the bamboo, red so.”

“Ih I want to eat alone this.”

“Yes yes, maap Sem, I'm just kidding.”

“Cium me first.” The kiss landed on Semi's cheek fast, then Semi sat on the gazebo. “Wash first Sem.”

“Alah codot aja not dead, I prefer to eat fruit directly from the tree again, it has been washed the same water try, the problem is you know not when the last test ?”

“Burn malem.” Semi devouring the guava. “You are good to eat right away, I have your child in my stomach.” Semi laugh.

“Iya Najwa, I wash first yes, wait a minute.” Semi went inside the wash and came back again. “I've already washed. Eaten yes, this is very delicious lo.”

Semi fed the fruit to Najwa. “Weh, this is sweet anyway.”

“Kalo less sweet eat it while looking at my face ya.” Najwa smile. “Kalo you nyari sweet-sweet yes eat aja fruit, because this I plant fruit Sawo Item, King Rose, Guava Air usually also exist, same mango.”

“Wih, good all dong.”

“Oh yes, I want to farm the fruit already from the age of twenty, yes materialized now, even though I do not sell the fruit. If you want the fruit yes later I pick, if males eat yes eat fruit. Sawo the item is good content lo, look for it later. Besides the good benefits there is also.”

“Sem.”

“Iya ?”

“Hmm…. You choose a good life from birth or a difficult life from birth continue to be happy then ?"

“Well, you should know too. My principle is also like this, if I feel the hook, then later I will get sweetness. Because that's also I choose to be a good boy, it really can I play women right, handsome, treasure there, a good body, if I want to pregnant many women also they willing. Not today, do not need an important marriage to marry, well I like later they laugh right with HIV. So I have satirical innuendo that, “gak yang yang kalo kalo kalo not got HIV” yu for nyindir today. Because I choose to be a good boy, there must be, a sense of interest in the attention, and others. But after I mantaba akin principle I want to marry, I see people dating instead so cringe, just as good. Again the single is delicious, while dating in porotin, the single even confused the money for what.”

“How to avoid the most telekanya what ?”

“Yes I'm showing you money. If they tease “where is your show ?” yes I teased back “where's your money ?” I put the money in. Telek not if it is ?”

“Definitely. Medsos many who love single people, even though single people can walk as many women, can lyrics manapu women, follow anyone. What dating can do. Everything is in limitin.”

“Well, you are married. What can you do if you are married ? You can't do all that.”

“Yes, because I'm married, I'm grateful. I married the same person I was holding, even though the beginning had to date first a year. I want to marry directly.”

“I want to know you first. That's why I want to date first, you want to style rich whatever I follow. I'm so glad you said you want to marry, but I want to know you first so I ask permission with my parents to know you first.”

“Now you are satisfied, right ? I married you, you're pregnant now. Try you ngaku…. If you can't get pregnant, will you get pregnant before being married?”

“Ya may be. Honest anyway.”

“Yes I also, I can also get pregnant with you if I want. But I chose the real one. Idup don't be weird. Let's get good ending.”

“I love you baby.”

“I love you too.”